Friday, September 16, 2011
Handover - Takeover
Post re-shared from the blog -http://goo.gl/0dR7w
Thursday, September 15, 2011
Sholay - Na Insaafi !!!
Gabbar: "Goli 6 Or Aadmi 3, Bahut Na Insaafi Hai Re"
Sambha: "Ghanta Na Insaafi Hai, 3 Aadmio Ki 6 Goliya Hi To Hoti Hai Sardar"
Wednesday, September 14, 2011
Priceless!!!!
Bhakt: "Baba Ji, Log Kahte Hai Ki Smile Priceless Hoti Hai, Iska Koi Example Dijiye Na"
Baba : "Dekh Bachha, Is Baat Ko Ese Samajh"
Apni Girl Friend Ke Sath Tu Movie Dekhne Gaya Aur 500 Ki Tickets Li
Fir Uske Saath Sara Din Car Pe Ghuma Aur 700 Ka Petrol Uda Diya
Phir Usko 5 Star Hotel Mein Le Gaya Aur Pahle 500 Rs Ki Coffe Pee Aur Fir 2000 Rs Ka Dinner Kiya.
Aur Usi Hotel Ke Bade Ache Se Room Jiska Rent 5000 Rs Hai Uske Ander Le Gaya.
Aur Girlfriend Ko Bed Pe Lita Ke Jaisi Hi Uski Jeans Khone Laga To Girlfriend Bole: "Nahi Aaj Mere Periods Hai"
Us Time Tu Usko Muskura Ke Dikhayega Aur Jo Tere Chehre Pe Muskaan Hogi Vo Priceless Hi Hogi
Tuesday, September 13, 2011
Bhagwan Sabse Jyada Dukhi Kab Hote Hai!!!
Jaisa Ki Kal Aapne Pada Ki Teacher Ke Puchne Pe Pappu Ne Bataya Ki Bhagwan Ji Kab Khush Hote Hai.
Teacher Is Jawab Ko Sunkar Khamosh Ho Gayi Aur Socha Ki Pappu Ka Dimag Jyada Hi Kharab Hai Ise Sabak Sikhaya Jaye
To Usne Pucha: "Chal Ab Ye Bata Ki Bhagwan Sabse Jyada Dukhi Kab Hote Hai?"
Pappu Bhi Apna Akhir Pappu Thha Usne Jawab Diya
Pappu: "Jab Koi Ladki Bina Shadi Kiye Pregnent Ho Jati Hai Tab Uski Maa Saara Iljam Bhagwan Ko Dete Hue Kahti Hai, Hey Bhagwan, Ye Tune Kya Kiya?"
Monday, September 12, 2011
Bhagwan Sabse Jyada Khush Kab Hote Honge!!!
Teacher: "Batao Pappu, Bhagwan Sabse Jyada Khush Kab Hote Honge?"
Pappu: "Ji Jab Ek Ladki Ka Rape Ho Raha Ho Aur Vo Chilla Rahi Ho, Please Mujhe Bhagwan Ke Liye Chhod Do"
Sunday, September 11, 2011
Matlab!!!
Baba Se Ek Party Main Unke Ek Naye Naye Bane Bhakat Ne Puchha
Bhakt: "Baba Ji, Ye Sari Ladkiya Darling Darling Kyu Kahti Rahti Hai?"
Baba Ji: "Nadan Bachhe, Vo Jaan Bhuj Ke Esa Karti Hai Aur Angreji Word Use Karti Hai, Par Asal Mein Hindi Mein Uska Matlab Kuch Aur Hota Hai"
Bhakt Hairani Se: "Achhaaa, To Hindi Mein Matlab Kya Hota Hai?"
Baba Muskurate Hue: "Vo Kahna Chahti Hai Ki Dal LingSaturday, September 10, 2011
Friday, September 9, 2011
Not all blondes are dumb :)
As they crawl out of the wreckage, the man sees the woman is blonde and strikingly beautiful. Then the woman turns to the man and gushes breathily: 'That's incredible both our cars are demolished but we're fine.
It must be a sign from God that we are meant to be together!'
Sensing a promise, the man stammers back, 'Oh yes, I agree with you completely!'
The woman goes on, 'And look, though my car was destroyed, this bottle of wine survived intact, too! It must be another sign. Let's drink to our love!'
'Well, OK!' says the man, going with the moment. She offers him the bottle, so he downs half of it and hands it back.
'Your turn,' says the man.
'No, thanks,' says the woman, 'I think I'll just wait for the police.

