Suspecting husband says "I think I'm playing the second fiddle"
Wife: With that little flute of yours, you are lucky, you are still in the orchestra.....
This blog was inspired from the above quotes by 'Hasya Brahma' Jandhyala and request the visitors to "Spread the Smile" as everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.
Wednesday, January 11, 2012
Tuesday, January 10, 2012
Persevere :)
A young guy was sitting in a restaurant eating lunch. He opened a letter he'd just received that morning from his mom. As he opened it a twenty-dollar bill fell out. He thought to himself, Thanks, Mom, I sure needed that right now.
As he finished his meal, he noticed a beggar outside on the sidewalk leaning against the light post. Thinking that the poor man could probably use the twenty dollars more than he, he crossed out the names on the envelope and wrote across the top in large letters, PERSEVERE!
So as not to make a scene, he put the envelope under his arm and dropped it as he walked past the man. The man picked it up and read the message and smiled.
The next day, as the guy enjoyed his meal, the same man tapped him on the shoulder and handed him a big wad of bills. Surprised, the young guy asked him what that was for. The man replied,
"This is your half of the winnings. Persevere came in first in the fourth race at the track yesterday and paid thirty to one."
As he finished his meal, he noticed a beggar outside on the sidewalk leaning against the light post. Thinking that the poor man could probably use the twenty dollars more than he, he crossed out the names on the envelope and wrote across the top in large letters, PERSEVERE!
So as not to make a scene, he put the envelope under his arm and dropped it as he walked past the man. The man picked it up and read the message and smiled.
The next day, as the guy enjoyed his meal, the same man tapped him on the shoulder and handed him a big wad of bills. Surprised, the young guy asked him what that was for. The man replied,
"This is your half of the winnings. Persevere came in first in the fourth race at the track yesterday and paid thirty to one."
Monday, January 9, 2012
Shut off the light!!!
There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.
Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights.
She looked down. and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device ... a dildo! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.
She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard," She screamed at him, "How could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I'll explain the toy ... you explain the kids."
Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights.
She looked down. and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device ... a dildo! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.
She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard," She screamed at him, "How could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I'll explain the toy ... you explain the kids."
Sunday, January 8, 2012
Old Man’s Stories!!!
The First One Said: "My Hands Shake So Bad That Today I Shaved And I Cut My Face!"
Second Old Man. "My Hands Shake So Bad That When I Trimmed My Garden Yesterday I Sliced All My Flowers!"
The Third Old Man Laughed And Said: "That's Nothing Friends. My Hands Shake So Bad That When I Took A Piss Yesterday, I Came Two Times."
Saturday, January 7, 2012
Superman!!!
If You Have Two Balls Between Your Legs, Then You Are A Man
But If You Have Four Balls Between Your Legs????
Don't Think You Are A Superman
It Means Someone Is Screwing You
Friday, January 6, 2012
Jelly!!!
A doctor was performing rounds at the hospital one morning and while checking up on a man he asked . . .
So how's your breakfast this morning? 'It's very good except for the Kentucky Jelly. I can't seem to get used to the taste, Bob replied.
Doctor then asked to see the jelly and Bob produced a foil packet labeled ' KY Jelly. '
So how's your breakfast this morning? 'It's very good except for the Kentucky Jelly. I can't seem to get used to the taste, Bob replied.
Doctor then asked to see the jelly and Bob produced a foil packet labeled ' KY Jelly. '
Thursday, January 5, 2012
Wednesday, January 4, 2012
Smart Wife :)
A husband came from a paid seminar on married life, wanted to express his bad luck of ugly wife said, "The lecturer told us, the wife of an Idiot is generally beautiful and ............"
The wife interrupted the husband and said, "Seems you don't have any work other than praising me all the times."
The wife interrupted the husband and said, "Seems you don't have any work other than praising me all the times."
Tuesday, January 3, 2012
I believe you!!!
The attractive young Sarah was about to go to bed with her new boyfriend Joe, when she burst into tears.
"I'm afraid you'll get the wrong idea about me," she said between sobs.
"I'm really not that kind of girl!"
"I believe you," Joe said, as he tried to comfort her.
"You're the first one," Sarah replied.
"The first one to make love to you?" Joe asked.
"No, silly," she replied. "The first one to believe me!"
"I'm afraid you'll get the wrong idea about me," she said between sobs.
"I'm really not that kind of girl!"
"I believe you," Joe said, as he tried to comfort her.
"You're the first one," Sarah replied.
"The first one to make love to you?" Joe asked.
"No, silly," she replied. "The first one to believe me!"
Monday, January 2, 2012
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