Bavishya !!!

College Ke Boys Toilet Mein Likha Tha: "Aapka Bavishya Aapke Hath Mein Hai"

Girls Toilet Mein Likha Tha: "Apne Bavishya Mein Ungli Na Karein"

Contraceptive Pill -OL!!

It's the second best thing that a women can keep in her mouth to avoid pregnancy.

Disappointment!!

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Bikini!!

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What It Reveals Is Exciting,

But What It Conceals Is Mind Blowing

Short & Sweet Answer!!

Example Of A Short, Sweet and Meaningful Answer

Girl: "Hey! How are you doing these days?

Boy: "By Hand"

English Has Changed So Much!!

When I Was 10.

• Rubber Meant Eraser,
• Ass Meant Donkey,
• Gay Meant Happy,
• Straight Meant Linear,
• Making Out Meant 'Logical Detection',
• Cock Meant Rooster,
• Pussy Meant Cat,
• Stag Meant A Male Deer,
• Prick Meant A Jab,
• Poke Meant A Nudge,
• Chick Meant A Baby Hen,
• Screw Meant A Carpenter's Implement
• And A Tit Was Always For Tat

Damn! – English Has Changed So Much.

Little Johnny- does heart have legs!!

One fine day at school, the teacher was teaching about the heart.

After she had finished she said, "If any one has any doubts about

what I have taught please ask." 

Little Johnny stands up and asks,

"Teacher, does the heart have legs?" 

She replies, "no it doesn't. What makes you ask such a question?" 

He says "Last night when I went into my parents bedroom

I over heard my dad saying SWEET HEART spread your LEGS"

Little Johnny - Staff of Life!!

Little Johnny's is coming home from the store swinging the loaf of bread in one hand and the other hand in his pants pocket.

Along come Joe and he thinks to himself, "This is a good opportunity to say something good to Little Johnny."

He walks up to Little Johnny and says, "I see Little Johnny that you have the Staff of Life in one hand. What do you have in the other?"

Little Johnny replies, "A loaf of bread."

Little Johnny - I like your thinking!!

One day in class the teacher brought a bag full of fruit. "Now class, I'm going to reach into the bag and describe a piece of fruit, and you tell what fruit I'm talking about. Okay, first: it's round, plump and red."

Of course, Johnny raised his hand high, but the teacher, wisely ignored him and picked Deborah, who promptly answered "An apple." The teacher replied, "No Deborah, it's a beet, but I like your thinking." Now for the second. It's soft, fuzzy, and colored red and brownish."

Well, Johnny is hopping up and down in his seat trying to get the teacher to call on him. But she skips him again and calls on Billy."Is it a peach?"Billy asks."No, Billy, I'm afraid it's a potato. But I like your thinking,"the teacher replies. Here's another: it's long, yellow, and fairly hard."

By now Johnny is about to explode as he waves his hand frantically. The teacher skips him again and calls on Sally. "A banana," she says. "No," the teacher replies, "it's a squash, but I like your thinking."

Johnny is kind of irritated now, so he speaks up loudly. "Hey, I've got one for you teacher; let me put my hand in my pocket. Okay, I've got it: it's round, hard, and it's got a head on it." "Johnny!" she cries. "That's disgusting!" "Nope," answers Johnny, "it's a quarter, but I like your thinking!"

Vicious Circle?!!

The Boss Calls His Secretary & Says: "Get Ready For D Weekend, We R Going On A Business Trip."

The Secretary Calls Husband & Says: "Me & My Boss R Going On A Business Trip For 2 Days So Take Care Of Yourself"

The Husband Calls His Mistress & Says: "My Wife Is Going On A Business Trip Come Home We Can Have Fun"

The Mistress Calls The Boy To Whom She Gives Tuition: "No Tuition This Weekend."

The Boy Calls His Grand Father: "Grandpa At Last We Can Spend This Weekend Together."

Grandpa (The Boss) Calls His Secretary & Says: "Business Trip Is Canceled. I'm Going To Spend Weekend With My Grandson"

The Secretary Calls Husband: "I Won't Be Going"

The Husband Calls His Mistress: "I Am Sorry My Wife Is Not Going "

The Mistress Calls Boy: "You Have Tuition"

Boy Calls His Grandpa & Says: "Sorry Grandpa I've Classes"

The Grandpa Calls Secretary & ……..