Situation!!

In Which Situation, Do Men Start Sweating in 10 Mins & Women Want To Go ON & ON & ON?

Think..

Think..

Answer  is SHOPPING!

God Bless Your Naughty Mind! 

Similarity!!

Amazing Similarity between- Love & Food. 

If you Cross the limits. The result is Vomiting..;)

jinko samajh aaya wo forward kare. Baki bachche POGO dekhen..!!

Lips!!

Smile is the 2nd best thing you do with your lips. Of course you know the first one... 

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It's keeping your mouth shut. :-D

But I like the way YOU think! ;-) 

Dracula!!

1911: Dracula used to drink virgin girls' blood?.

in 2013: he died of hunger =D>=) 

Tongue Twister!!!

New Tongue Twister... Try This... "Alpha Q"

Go near a lady and say it loud and fast 5 times continuously and Win Exciting Prizes On The Spot..!! ???

9 Year old!!

Santa was staring sadly into his beer.

Banta: What's up? It's not like you to be so down in the dumps.

Santa: It's my 9 year old son. The little devil has got our gorgeous 18 year old next door neighbor pregnant.

Banta: Crazy. That's impossible!

Santa: It's not... The little bugger stuck a pin in all my condys!

God's dilemma :)

John, an American national, asked God when will his country be free from recession. 

"80 years," God replied.

John was saddened by the news. He said, "I will not live to see that day."

Egor, a Russian national, asked God "When will my country's economy show growth?"

"45 years," God replied.

Egor was upset. He said, "I will not live to see that day."

Santa Singh, an Indian national asked God, "When will my country become free from corruption?"

God started crying. "I will not live to see that day!"

Camping!!

A guy was sitting in a bar when a stranger walked up to him and asked, "If you woke up in the woods and scratched your butt and felt Vaseline, would you tell anyone?"

"Hell no!" the guy said.

The stranger then asked, "If you felt further into your crack and pulled out a used condy, would you tell anyone?"

The man said, "Of course not."

The stranger said, "Wanna go camping?"

First Night!!

On 1st night after marriage:

Wife: Please let's not do it today. Let's spend it on understanding each other.

Husband: Darling, something 'Under' is already 'Standing' for you!

Irony of life!!

Wives don't get pregnant after many attempts

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Girlfriends get pregnant even after taking precautions