Date-OL!!

​A good date ends with dinner. An awesome date ends with breakfast!

Parameters!!

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Women have the same parameters for Men and Pizza delivery people. They are disappointed if they come before 30 minutes!

Never -OL :)

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

Horoscope :)

Before Marriage, both the bride and groom will compare their 'Horoscope' for happy life.

After Marriage, both of them, lives in HORRO or without SCOPE

Most romantic line!!

World's most romantic line ever said by a girl to her boyfriend:

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Achha Baba... Karlo!

Little Johnny - Holes!!!!

Mr. Dickson asked his 4th graders one day if anyone knew how to put 2 holes into 1 hole. Since no one was able to answer the question, he told the kids to go home and ask their fathers. They came back the next day and still no one knew the answer. 

"Look," said Mr. Dickson while holding his index finger against his thumb, forming a little "zero." "This is one hole, my nose has 2 holes, and I can put my hand over my nose and make my nose holes appear inside this other hole." "Aaaaaaahhhhhh," said the children. 

The next day, Little Johnny stood up and said, "Mr. Dickson ,my daddy wants to know if you know how to put 7 holes in 1 hole.

"Hmmmm," he thought, "How can you put 7 holes in 1? Well, I'll be darned; I don't know how to do that. Um, did your father tell you how to?"

Yes," said Little Johnny, "You take a flute and shove it up your ass!"

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Constipated!!

A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I'm constipated."

The doctor examines him for a minute and then says, "Lean over the table."

The construction worker leans over the table, the doctor whacks him on the back with a baseball bat, and then sends him into the bathroom.

He comes out a few minutes later and says, "Doc, I feel great. What should I do?"

The doctor says, "Stop wiping with cement bags."

Permanent!!

A man went into a pharmacy and asked to talk to a male pharmacist.

The woman he was talking to said that she was the pharmacist and that she and her sister owned the store, so there were no males employed there. She then asked if there was something she could help the gentleman with.

The man said, "This is embarrassing for me, but I have a permanent erection which causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment. I was wondering what you could give me for it?"

The pharmacist said, "Just a minute, I'll go talk to my sister."

When she returned, she said, "The best we can do is one third ownership in the store and 3000 Dollars a month in living expenses."

Get wet!!

Pappu: My girlfriend just texted me saying, "I want you to get me wet when I get home"!

Bunty: That's cool.

Pappu: Yeah! I've got 15 water balloons ready... CAN'T WAIT!

Typical Narad Muni :)

NARAD SAYS TO ALL WIVES :- If your husband sends you romantic messages then be very happy, but think who is sending those messages to your husband ? 

My job is over .......

Narayan Narayan !!!