This blog was inspired from the above quotes by 'Hasya Brahma' Jandhyala and request the visitors to "Spread the Smile" as everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.
Wednesday, June 29, 2011
Saturday, June 25, 2011
Tuesday, June 14, 2011
One more....!!!
A business man packing for a trip glances in his briefcase.
"Honey?"
"Yes, darling?"
"Honey," he says, in mild exasperation, "why do you persist in putting a condy in my briefcase every time I go on a trip? You know I only have eyes for you. I'd never be unfaithful."
"Oh, I know, darling, and I trust you," she replies sweetly, "It's just that, well you know, with all those terrible diseases out there, it would make me feel better to know that if anything did happen, you'd be protected. So please, darling, take it with you, won't you? For my sake?"
"Oh, alright, if you put it that way," he relented, "I'll do it for you. But for Pete's sake, give me more than one!"
"Honey?"
"Yes, darling?"
"Honey," he says, in mild exasperation, "why do you persist in putting a condy in my briefcase every time I go on a trip? You know I only have eyes for you. I'd never be unfaithful."
"Oh, I know, darling, and I trust you," she replies sweetly, "It's just that, well you know, with all those terrible diseases out there, it would make me feel better to know that if anything did happen, you'd be protected. So please, darling, take it with you, won't you? For my sake?"
"Oh, alright, if you put it that way," he relented, "I'll do it for you. But for Pete's sake, give me more than one!"
Sunday, June 12, 2011
Saturday, June 11, 2011
Wednesday, June 8, 2011
Divorce!!!
A lady goes to the court for divorce.
Judge- If I remember, is it not this your 4th divorce?
Lady- Yes, my Lord, it is.
Judge- I cannot pass a decree unless you tell me reasons for all these 4 cases.
Lady- First one was very good Golf player. When he hit the ball, he did not know where the ball was & where he was. On occasions, even if he potted the ball, it was in the wrong hole.
2nd one was a good Long jumper but he always found himself short by 2 inches to touch the end point for qualifying.
3rd one was a good Cricket player. He batted day in & day out but never got out. I had to divorce him.
4th one is a very good Hockey player.
Judge- That is an excellent game.
Lady- I too agree Hockey is an excellent game & he has an equally good control over the ball.
Judge- So what is the reason for seeking divorce?
Lady- This hockey player dribbles too much outside the goal post !!!!!
Judge- If I remember, is it not this your 4th divorce?
Lady- Yes, my Lord, it is.
Judge- I cannot pass a decree unless you tell me reasons for all these 4 cases.
Lady- First one was very good Golf player. When he hit the ball, he did not know where the ball was & where he was. On occasions, even if he potted the ball, it was in the wrong hole.
2nd one was a good Long jumper but he always found himself short by 2 inches to touch the end point for qualifying.
3rd one was a good Cricket player. He batted day in & day out but never got out. I had to divorce him.
4th one is a very good Hockey player.
Judge- That is an excellent game.
Lady- I too agree Hockey is an excellent game & he has an equally good control over the ball.
Judge- So what is the reason for seeking divorce?
Lady- This hockey player dribbles too much outside the goal post !!!!!
Tuesday, June 7, 2011
Criticized!!!
A four year old came home from Sunday School one day, His Dad asked him what he'd learned that day.
The boy was quiet for a moment and then said, "Dad, have any of the men in our family had their penises criticized?"
The Mom cracked up and told the son, "Yes, my dear Actually the word is circumcised... but either way, the answer is Yes!
The boy was quiet for a moment and then said, "Dad, have any of the men in our family had their penises criticized?"
The Mom cracked up and told the son, "Yes, my dear Actually the word is circumcised... but either way, the answer is Yes!
Monday, June 6, 2011
Sunday, June 5, 2011
Connection & Handset!!!
Nasbandi Ki Team Ko Dubara Apne Village Mein Aayi Dekh Kar Ek Budha Hairani Se Bola:
"In Logo Ne Connection To Pahle Hi Kat Diya Tha. Ab Kya Handset Bhi Le Ke Jayenge?"
Breakfast !!
When the wife orders the cook: "Sahab Ke Ande Ubaal Dena" & The Cook Asks: "Memsaab Aapka Doodh Abhi Garam Karu Ya Thoda Thahar Ke?"
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