Signboard outside a Prayer Hall:
Please Do Not Leave Your Bags, Wallets, Cell Phones Unattended... Others Might Think Those Are The Answers To Their Prayers.
Signboard outside a prostitute's house:
Married MEN are not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy...
Signboard outside GARAGE:
If we can't repair your brakes we make your horns louder...
Signboard outside A Bar:
Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget, Please do Pay In Advance
Signboard outside Driving School:
"If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive, Don't Stand In Her Way.....
Signboard outside Library:
Statutory Warning... While reading Kamasutra, please hold the book with BOTH Hands...
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