Try This……..

This is amazing !!!  How smart is Your Right Foot?  

Just try this.  It is from an orthopedic surgeon............  This will boggle your mind and you will keep  trying over and over again to see if you can outsmart your foot, but,you can't.  It's pre-programmed in your brain!

1.  While sitting where you are at your desk in front of your computer, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.

2. Now, while doing this, draw the number '6' in the air with your right Hand.  Your foot will change direction.

I told you so!!!  And there's nothing you can do about it!  You and I both know how stupid it is, but before the day is done you are going to try it again, if you've not already done so.

Look at the Other Side..

A Father was reading a magazine and his little daughter every now and then distracted him. To keep her busy, he tore one page on which was printed the map of the world. He tore it into pieces and asked her to go to her room and put them together to make the map again.

He was sure she would take the whole day to get it done. But the little one came back within minutes with perfect map... When he asked how she could do it so quickly, she said, "Oh... Dad, there is a man's face on the other side of the paper... I made the face perfect to get the map right." she ran outside to play leaving the father surprised.

Moral of the Story:

There is always the other side to whatever you experience in this world. This story indirectly teaches a lesson. That is, whenever we come across a challenge or a puzzling situation, look at the other side... You will be surprised to see an easy way to tackle the problem..

Some things you just can't explain!!!!!

A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar slowly getting drunk.
A man comes in and asks the farmer,
"Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?"
The farmer says,
"Some things you just can't explain."
"So what happened that is so horrible?" the man asked.
The farmer then decides to try and answer,
"Well if you must know, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked it over."
That's not so bad, what's the big deal?"
The farmer says, "Some things you just can't explain."
"Try me" the man says.
The farmer relenting, continued "I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left with some rope. Then I sat down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket about full she took her right leg and kicked it over."
"Ok so 2 buckets of milk spilled. That still isn't that bad."
The farmer says, "Some things you just can't explain."
"So, what did you do then?" the man asked, intrigued.
"I took her right leg and tied it to the post on the right. I sat back down and continued to milk her, and just as I got the bucket just about full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail."
"Wow, you must have been pretty upset, but that's no reason to just sit here getting all depressed."
The farmer says, "Some things you just can't explain."
"So then what else did you do?" the man asked again.
"Well I didn't have any more rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. That's when my pants fell down and my wife walked in."
"Like I said! Some things you just can't explain."

Hot Dog!!!

Two drunks were trying to figure out how to get some alcohol for free. They only had a dollar in change between them. "I've got it, follow me." said the first man.
They went to a hot dog stand and bought a dog and threw away the bun. "We'll go into a bar and order drinks, and when the bartender asks for money, I'll unzip my fly and pull out the hot dog. You drop to your knees and pretend to suck me off."
The second man agrees to this and they start their rounds. When they get to the bar, they sit down and have a beer.
The bartender tells them, "That will be three dollars."
The first man stands up and unzips his fly.
The second man drops to his knees and starts sucking on the hot-dog.
"You faggots!" screams the bartender. "Get the hell out of here!"
They run out and go to another bar and order drinks and when the bartender asks for money, the first man unzips his fly, and the second man drops to his knees. The bartender throws them out.

After the sixth bar the second man complains, "Man this isn't working out so well, My knees are killing me!" "You think you've had it bad," the first man exclaims. "I lost the hot dog four bars ago!"

Competition :)

There once was a bunch of tiny frogs,...who arranged a running competition. The goal was to reach the top of a very high tower.

A big crowd had gathered around the tower to see the race and cheer on the contestants. ..The race began...Honestly: No one in the crowd really believed that the tiny frogs would reach the top of the tower.

You heard statements such as: "Oh, WAY too difficult!!They will NEVER make it to the top." or: "Not a chance that they will succeed. The tower is too high! "The tiny frogs began collapsing. One by one...... Except for those who in a fresh tempo were climbing higher and higher...
 
The crowd continued to yell "It is too difficult!!! No one will make it!" More tiny frogs got tired and gave up... ... But ONE continued higher and higher and higher... This one wouldn't give up!

At the end everyone else had given up climbing the tower. Except for the one tiny frog who after a big effort was the only one who reached the top!

THEN all of the other tiny frogs naturally wanted to know how this one frog managed to do it?

A contestant asked the tiny frog how the one who succeeded had found the strength to reach the goal? It turned out...That the winner was DEAF!!!!

The wisdom of this story is: Never listen to other peoples tendencies to be negative or pessimistic. ..cause they take your most wonderful dreams and wishes away from you.

The ones you have in your heart! Always think of the power words have. Because everything you hear and read will affect your actions!
Therefore:ALWAYS be POSITIVE

And above all: Be DEAF when people tell YOU that YOU can not fulfill YOUR dreams! Always think: I can do this...
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Guns don't need agreements

No money!!!!

A man and his girlfriend are having an encounter. He asks her to "go downtown" so, with a sigh, she gets on her knees in front of him and starts peering at his genitals, looking and tipping her head this way and that, studying the whole business.

After a couple minutes of this, he asked her in a sort of peeved voice, "Well, what are you doing?"

She said, "I'm doing what I always do when I'm downtown with no money – just looking".

Balloons for DAD!!!!

Superb Marriage Secret :)

Once upon a time a married couple celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary. They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in their period of 25 years.

Local newspaper editors had gathered at the occasion to find out the secret of their well known "happy going marriage".

Editor: "Sir. It's amazingly unbelievable. How did you make this possible?"

Husband recalling his old honeymoon days said: "We had been to Shimla for honeymoon after marriage. Having selected the horse riding finally, we both started the ride on different horses. My horse was pretty okay but the horse on which my wife was riding seemed to be a crazy one.

On the way ahead, that horse jumped suddenly, making my wife topple over. Recovering her position from the ground, she patted the horse's back and said "This is your first time ".

She again climbed the horse and continued with the ride. After a while, it happened again. This time she again kept calm and said "This is your second time" and continued.

When the horse dropped her third time, she silently took out the revolver from the purse and shot the horse dead!!"

I shouted at my wife: "What did you do you psycho. You killed the poor animal. Are you crazy??..."

She gave a silent look and said: "This is your first time!!!"

Husband: "That's it, We are happily married ever after."

Hearing Problem!!!

An elderly woman goes to the doctor.
She says, "Doc, I'm undergoing through a terrible mental trauma - I pass gas all the time!!!
Fortunately, it's odorless and silent, otherwise I'd be mortified. For example, I've passed gas ten times just since we've been talking, but it's odorless
and silent so you can't tell."
The doctor gives her some green pills and tells her to take one a day and come back in a week.
The woman comes back after taking the pills for a week.
She says, "Doc, there's been a change but not for the better. I still pass gas all the time, but while it's still silent, now it smells terrible!"
The doctor says, "Well, I'm glad we cleared up your sinus blockage. Now we'll have to work on your hearing."

Boss will be Boss!!!!

Behind the curtain!!!

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Positive anything is better than negative nothing.

RIYADH FLOOD

 

 

صور جديدة لسيول العاصمة بعدسة قارئ "الرياض"

متابعة - الرياض الإلكتروني :

    الاستاذ اسماعيل السلمان رصد بكاميرته عدد من الصور للأمطار العزيرة التي اجتاحت "الرياض" ظهر اليوم وقام بنشرها في موقعه الشخصي ، و"الرياض" تنقل جزءاً من الصور التي برع السلمان في التقاطها توثيقاً لأهم الأحداث التي مرت على العاصمة الرياض خلال العام الحالي .

Funny Toon!!!

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The secret  of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

Hospital :)

A woman called a local hospital. "Hello. Could you connect me to the person who gives information about patients. I'd like to find out if a patient is getting better, doing as expected, or getting worse."

The voice on the other end said, "What is the patient's name and room number?"

"Sarah Finkel, room 302."

I'll connect you with the nursing station."

"3rd floor Nursing Station. How can I help You?"

"I'd like to know the condition of Sarah Finkel in room 302."

"Just a moment. Let me look at her records. Mrs. Finkel is doing very well. In fact, she's had two full meals, her blood pressure is fine, to be taken off the heart monitor in a couple of hours and, if she continues this improvement, Dr. Cohen is going to send her home Tuesday at noon."

The woman said, "What a relief! Oh, that's fantastic .. that's wonderful news!"

The nurse said, "From your enthusiasm, I take it you are a close family member or a very close friend!"

"Neither! I'm Sarah Finkel in 302! Nobody here tells me a thing."

Can you figure it out?

I am sending this only to my smart friends. I thought I had figured it out and had a look at the answer only to find I was wrong.
See if you can figure out what these words have in common. 
     
    1 Banana
    2 Dresser
    3 Grammar
    4 Potato
    5 Revive
    6 Uneven
 
          
 Are you peeking or have you already given up? Give it another try.  Look at each word carefully. You'll kick yourself when you discover the answer
 
 Answer:   No, it is not that they all have at least 2 double letters, nor is it about the vowel arrangements, tempting though they were at first glance. I thought I had it when I saw that the second letter was the same as the last letter but no.
 
In all of the words listed, if you take the first letter, place it at the end of the word, and then spell the word backwards, it will be the same word.