Solution :)

​A father left 17 Camels as an Asset for his Three Sons. When the Father passed away, his sons opened up the will.

The Will of the Father stated that the Eldest son should get Half of 17 Camels,

The Middle Son should be given 1/3rd of 17 Camels,

Youngest Son should be given 1/9th of the 17 Camels,

As it is not possible to divide 17 into half or 17 by 3 or 17 by 9, the sons started to fight with each other.

So, they decided to go to a wise man.

The wise man listened patiently about the Will. The wise man, after giving this thought, brought one camel of his own & added the same to 17. That increased the total to 18 camels.

Now, he started reading the deceased father's will.

Half of 18 = 9. So he gave 9 camels to the eldest son.

1/3rd of 18 = 6. So he gave 6 camels to the middle son.

1/9th of 18 = 2. So he gave 2 camels to the youngest son.

Now add this up: 9 + 6 + 2 = 17 & This leaves 1 camel,which the wise man took back.

MORAL: The attitude of negotiation & problem solving is to find the 18th camel i.e. the common ground. Once a person is able to find the common ground, the issue is resolved. It is difficult at times.

However, to reach a solution, the first step is to believe that there is a solution. If we think that there is no solution, we won't be able to reach any!​​

The Threat!

Once upon a time there was a king who had a beautiful daughter. One day a young prince from a nearby kingdom came by for a visit. That night, after everyone had gone to bed, the prince snuck out of his room and entered the princess' room.

She said, "What are you doing in my room? Leave immediately or I will call my father!"

The Prince said, "Don't be frightened. I am not going to hurt you. You are so beautiful. I just want to kiss you and hold you."

He kissed her lips and here and there and everywhere. Soon he had gone where no man had gone before. Soon they were enthusiastically doing what comes natural. After he finished, he rolled over and relaxed.

She said, "Wow! That was fun. Let's do it again."

He climbed back in the saddle for seconds. Then again rolled over and relaxed.

She said, "That was so good. We have to do it again."

He wasn't very enthusiastic, but he did managed to rise again to the occasion. He then rolled over and again tried to relax.

She said, "Come on, let's do it again."

The prince said, "Leave me alone or I will call your father."

In the movie!!!

Having been out of work for a long time, Sam the pianist was thrilled to get a call from a film producer who offered him to play the background music for his movie.

Sam did his job, and was looking forward to the film's release. He called the producer to check when the movie would play at theaters. The producer, a man who used to wear a lot of gold ornaments, confessed to Sam that it was an adult movie and was due for release in about 3 weeks.

As soon as it was released, Sam bought a ticket to the first show. Too embarrassed to be see at a movie theater screening such movies, Sam wore a big hat and dark glasses before he entered the theater. He sat in the back row, next to a couple, who also appeared to be disguised.

The movie was outright vulgar involving people indulging in all sorts of sins, either in couples or in groups, some scenes even involved a horse.

Sam went red in the face with embarrassment and said to the couple sitting next to him, "I am here just to listen to the music."

"Really?" replied the guy. "We are here just to see our horse."

Biscuits & Doughnuts!

An admiral visits one of the ships under his command. While eating breakfast with the crew he was impressed to see the naval insignia stamped on every biscuit.

He went to the cook to ask how this feat was done, so it could be used on other ships under his command.

The cook replied, "Well Admiral, after each one is cut out I just slap it here against my belt buckle which bears the insignia."

Horrified the Admiral exclaims, "Well that's very unhygienic!"

The cook shrugs and replies, "Well... if you feel that way Sir, I suggest you steer well clear of the donuts!"

Court-martial!!

A friend in the Air Force was facing a jury. There was a court-martial on him for chasing a young girl in the passageway of the hotel in which they were both putting up. It was observed that they were both not wearing any clothes at that time. Among other charges, one was that he was out of uniform.

He had a smart lawyer defending him. The lawyer argued that he was not out of uniform since the rules said: "An Air Force officer is required to be appropriately dressed for the action in which he is engaged." 

The lawyer got him acquitted!

Coward!!

Wimmy and Marty were having an argument about their fathers. Each thought that his father is a bigger coward.

Timmy said, "You know when lightening strikes, my daddy hides behind the curtains."

Marty said, "Big deal! Wait till you hear about my daddy. When my mom works night-shifts, my dad is so scared that he sleeps with Mrs. Smith next door!"

Hypnosis Success

A Woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those headaches I've been having all these years? Well, they're gone."

"No more headaches?" the husband asks, "What happened?"

His wife replies, "Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat:

I do not have a headache;

I do not have a headache;

I do not have a headache.'

It worked! The headaches are all gone."

"Well, that is wonderful," replies the husband.

His wife then says, "You know, you haven't been exactly a ball of fire in the bedroom these last few years. Why don't you go see the hypnotist and see if he can do anything for that?"

The husband agrees to try it. Following his appointment, the husband comes home, rips off his clothes, picks up his wife and carries her into the bedroom.

He puts her on the bed and says, "Don't move, I'll be right back." He goes into the bathroom and comes back a few minutes later and jumps into bed and makes passionate love to his wife like never before.

His wife says, "Boy, that was wonderful!"

The husband says, "Don't move! I will be right back."

He goes back into the bathroom, comes back and round two was even better than the first time. The wife sits up and her head is spinning.

Her husband again says, "Don't move, I'll be right back."

With that, he goes back in the bathroom. This time, his wife quietly follows him and there, in the bathroom, she sees him standing at the mirror and saying:

"She's not my wife.

She's not my wife.

She's not my wife!"

Perfect Match :)

Victor liked Petra ever since he had first seen her. He wanted to tell her how much he cared for her and wanted to spend the rest of his wife with her, but could not muster enough courage to share his feelings. One day he made up his mind to speak to her. 

Having found the opportunity to talk to Petra, Victor said, "I have always loved being a bachelor, but in every man's life, there comes a time when he wants to settle down, when he looks for a companion who considers him perfect, who is always happy to see him, who treats him like a star, who will always be faithful to him, who will always follow him...."

Victor was happy to see Petra's face light up. She nodded her head and said, "I can understand your feelings...a dog will be the perfect match for you."

Classical!!

Wife: Whenever I sing classical why do you go and stand in the balcony.

Husband: To ensure that our neighbors don't think I'm screwing you forcefully!

Anniversary Gifts!!

A rich man and a poor man have the same wedding anniversary.

The poor man asks the rich man, "What did you get your wife this year?"

"I got her a Mercedes and a huge diamond ring," he replies.

"Why did you get her both?" the poor man asks.

"If she doesn't like the ring, she can still enjoy the Mercedes when she returns the ring," the rich man replies.

"What did you get your wife?" the rich man inquires.

"A pair of slippers and a dildo," the poor man replies.

"Why did you get her that?" the rich man asks. "If she doesn't like the slippers, she can go screw herself!"

Too Late to Hurry!

The four newlyweds spent their honeymoon at the Niagara Falls. They occupied adjoining rooms, sat at the same table, and were inseparable.

One evening after dinner as they were returning to their rooms, there was lightning and the lights went off. It was pitch dark, and groping their way they made it to their rooms, and quietly undressed.

Jack a religious fellow knelt to pray. Just as he completed his prayer, the lights came on and that's when he saw that he was with his friend's wife. He jumped up and dashed for the door.

"Too late to hurry now," said the girl, "Joe never prays!"

Sniffer Dog!!!

Police officer George and woman Police officer Mary and their police dog had been assigned to walk a beat.

They had been out only a short time then Mary said, "Damn, I was running late this morning, I forgot to put on my panties! It is so uncomfortable. We have to go back to the station to get them."

"We don't have to go back," George replied. "Just give the dog one sniff between your legs, and he'll go fetch them for you."

Mary lifted her skirt for the dog. After ten seconds of sniffing, the dog took off toward the station house.

Twenty minutes later they heard sirens. Suddenly the dog rounded the corner with a dozen police cars in pursuit and the superintendent's balls in his mouth!

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Little Johnny - Intercourse!!!

Johnny was 9 years old and was staying with his grandmother for a few days.

He'd been playing outside with the other kids,when he came into the house and asked her, "Grandma, what's that called when two people sleep in the same bedroom and one is on top of the other?"

She was a little taken aback, but she decided to tell him the truth.

"Well, dear, it's called intercourse."

"Oh," Little Johnny said, "OK," and went back outside to play with the other kids.

A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, "Grandma, it isn't called intercourse. It's called Bunk Beds. And Jimmy's mom wants to talk to you."

Smart Answer :)

She: "Are you listening to me? 

He: "Yes." 

She: "What did I just say?" 

He: "Are you listening to me?"

Home for Lunch!!

At an art exhibition two women were staring at a painting entitled, "Home for Lunch".

The painting was of three very naked, and very black men, sitting on a park bench. What was unusual was that the men on both ends of the bench had black weenie, but the man in the middle had a very pink weenie.

The two women were standing there, staring at the picture, trying to figure this out. The artist walked by and noticed the women's confusion.

"Can I help you with this painting?" he asked.

"Well, yes" said the one woman. "We were curious about the picture of the black men on the bench. Why does the man in the middle have a pink weenie?"

"Oh," said the artist. "I'm afraid you've misunderstood the painting. The three men are not African-Americans, they're coal miners, and the fellow in the middle went "Home for Lunch."

Coordination!!

Why is it good for young boys to read Playboy?

It improves hand-eye coordination!

Similarity :)

There is a similarity between Temples and stock markets. People enter both of them with lots of Hope and finally end up donating their money

The Secretary!

The directors of the company were called in to a chairman's office one by one until only the Company Secretary was left sitting nervously outside.

Finally, it was his turn to be summoned. He entered the office to find the chairman and the other eight directors seated solemnly around a table. He was invited to join them, which he did.

As soon as he had sat down the chairman turned to the company secretary and asked, "Have you ever slept with Miss Foyt, my secretary?"

"No, certainly not."

"Are you absolutely sure?" asked the chairman.

"Absolutely! I've never laid a finger on her."

"You'd swear to that?"

"Yes, I swear I've never slept with your secretary."

"Great !! Then you fire her......!"

Golf Lessons!

A foursome of guys is waiting at the men's tee while another foursome of women is hitting from the ladies' tees.

The ladies are taking their time. When the final lady is ready to hit her ball, she hacks it ten feet.

She goes over and whiffs it completely. Then she hacks it another ten feet, and finally hacks it another five feet.

She looks up at the patiently waiting men and says apologetically, "I guess all those fucking lessons I took over the winter didn't help."

One of the men immediately responds, "Well, there you have it, you should have taken golf lessons instead."

Regular :)

Jack Rogers was tired of his workplace and was looking for a new job. He tried hard to shake off his image as a person who was not sincere to his work. But the harder he tried, the more it kept following him.

One day while in office, the phone was ringing, and because the receptionist was not around, he picked up the phone.

"Hello", said the caller, "I want to make an inquiry about a person called Jack Rogers. This is with regards to an opening in my company. Do you know this man?"

Smiling to himself, Jack replied, "Yes of course I know him."

The caller asked, "Is he regular with his work? Is he punctual?"

Jack replied with all honesty, "Well, I am not too regular myself, but whenever I am here, he is here."

How did this happen!!

The family doctor, Dr. William asked the pregnant teen, "How did this happen?"

Tina replied, "Well, my parents had gone for a movie, that's when my friend Jack came home and one thing led to another."

Dr. William scolded her saying, "Why didn't you go with your parents for the movie?"

Tina replied, "It was an adult movie."

2 types!!

Girls are of two types:

1. Boring

2. Interesting

Boring are the ones who use umbrella even in sunlight;

And Interesting are the ones who forget Umbrella at home during rain!

Imagination!!

A lady rebels at a man, who is immodestly staring at her in a bus: Mister, you are staring at me as if you were undressing me in your imagination.

Man: Excuse me, lady! In my imagination, I have already dressed you up and had a smoke myself!

What happens if you open your email after many days

I Opened My Email Account after 10 days

15 banks are giving me  easy loans.

I have won GBP 10000000 and USD 500000 for UNKNOWN reasons.

10 Job companies have best jobs for me.

5 matrimonial sites have most suited matches for me. I am married.

Dr. Batra has claimed that he will cure my hair fall & greying.

3 universities are giving me degrees in random subjects.

Approximate 200 mails from Aparna, Priya, Payal, Pooja & Neha who are feeling lonely and want to meet me.

I am feeling so blessed.......:)

Beer-belly!!

I was at the pub last night having a good time when this over-smart guy, pointing at my big beer-belly commented, "Foster's or Heineken?"

I said to him, "I have a tap below, if you are thirsty, you are welcome to taste it and find out for yourself."

Changing Times!!

The Changing Times:

1970 - 1985 = Sunny means Gavaskar

1985 - 2010 = Sunny means Deol

2010 - Current = Sunny means Leone

Kaam Teeno ka Thukai ka hi hai!

Secret Agent!!!

A foreign diplomat was sitting beside a very beautiful blonde who possessed all the social graces.

During the course of the dinner, he put his hand under the table and started to feel her ankle. She gave him a brilliant smile.

Encouraged, he went a little further and reached the calf of her leg with the same results. The lady smiled and he, becoming emboldened with this encouragement, went above the knees.

Very soon, giving the diplomat a lovely smile she leaned and whispered in his ear, "When you get far enough to discover that I'm a man, don't change the expression on your face - I'm Secret Agent No. 13."

The Girlfriend!!!

I got chatting with a girl in a bar, "Can I buy you a drink?" I asked.

"Have you not got a girlfriend?" she replied, "Guys like you always have girlfriends".

""No, sadly we broke up just over a month ago," I assured her.

"Oh I'm sorry to hear that," she said, "Go on then, I'll have a white wine please.

A few drinks later after a kiss and a cuddle we headed off back to her place and made passionate love.

While I was putting my clothes back on she said, "So, you're good looking, a nice guy and amazing in bed, can I ask why on earth you split with your girlfriend?"

I said, "My wife found out."