There was this little boy who had no name. One day he went outside and heard someone say Johnny.
He then tells his mother his first name would be Johnny.
The second day he goes outside and hears the name Humper. So, he tells his mother his middle name was going to be Humper.
The third day, Johnny goes out and hears the name Harder. Then, he tells his mother his full name shall be Johnny Humper Harder.
Johnny goes out one day with handful of cookies. He sees this girl around his age and asks her if she would be willing to take off her shirt for a cookie.
The little girls says that she would take off all her close for all of Johnny's cookies.
Johnny gives her the cookies and the girl takes off all her clothes.
Hours later, the towns people all run up to them in the middle of the street and they cry, "JOHNNY HUMPER HARDER!"
Johnny yells, "I'M TRYING, I'M TRYING!"
