As you reflect on the year gone by and think about the journey ahead
May the auspicious festival of lights illuminate you & your family
Happy Diwali!!!!
May the auspicious festival of lights illuminate you & your family
Happy Diwali!!!!
This blog was inspired from the above quotes by 'Hasya Brahma' Jandhyala and request the visitors to "Spread the Smile" as everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.
Tuesday, October 25, 2011
Tuesday, October 11, 2011
Kya Kam Karte Ho!!!!
Shadi Ke Liye Ladke Wale Ladki Ko Dekhne Gaye
Ladki Ki Maa Ne Ladke Se Pucha: "Beta Kya Kam Karte Ho?"
Ladka: "Ji Samsaj Seva Karta Hun"
Maa: "Matlab?"
Ladka: "Gire Hue Ko Uthata Hun, Bichde Hue Ko Milata Hun"
Maa: "Wo Kaisi?"
Ladka: "Bra Banata Hun"
Monday, October 10, 2011
Guess!!!
Esi Konsi Cheez Hai Jo Woman Mein Aagey Hoti Hai Aur Cow Mein Pichhe
Socho
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Its "W"
W – Woman
Cow – W
Yaar Hamesha Hi Ulta Sochte Ho, Kabhi Kuch Acha Bhi To Soch Sakta Hai Na
Sunday, October 9, 2011
Law Of Reverse Dynamics -OL!!!
When a man becomes Rich,he becomes Naughty & When A Woman becomes naughty, she becomes Rich.
Saturday, October 8, 2011
Friday, October 7, 2011
Wednesday, October 5, 2011
Similarities !!!!
What are the similarities of BAR & BRA
1. Both words have the same letters
2. Both are drinking zones
3. Both have restricted timing for opening & closing
4. More importantly, both makes men crazy when open.
1. Both words have the same letters
2. Both are drinking zones
3. Both have restricted timing for opening & closing
4. More importantly, both makes men crazy when open.
Tuesday, October 4, 2011
Washcloth!!!
I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am.. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45 am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare.
As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in 'that area' to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped
in the car and raced to my appointment.
I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in. Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away. I was a little surprised when the doctor said, 'My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven't we?
I didn't respond.
After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day was normal ... some shopping, cleaning, cooking.
After school when my 6-year-old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom, 'Mommy, where's my washcloth?' I told her to get another one from the cupboard. She replied, 'No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it.'
Never going back to that doctor. EVER !!!!
As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in 'that area' to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped
in the car and raced to my appointment.
I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in. Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away. I was a little surprised when the doctor said, 'My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven't we?
I didn't respond.
After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day was normal ... some shopping, cleaning, cooking.
After school when my 6-year-old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom, 'Mommy, where's my washcloth?' I told her to get another one from the cupboard. She replied, 'No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it.'
Never going back to that doctor. EVER !!!!
Monday, October 3, 2011
Testifying!!
A woman is on the witness stand testifying:
"I was walking down the sidewalk, when he grabbed me, dragged me into an alley, ripped off my dress, pulled down my panties, and bent me over a garbage can... I...I don't even remember what happened next..."
The judge says (jerking off motion), "Make something up! Make something up!"
"I was walking down the sidewalk, when he grabbed me, dragged me into an alley, ripped off my dress, pulled down my panties, and bent me over a garbage can... I...I don't even remember what happened next..."
The judge says (jerking off motion), "Make something up! Make something up!"
Sunday, October 2, 2011
Dog & Telephone !!!
An elderly lady phoned her telephone company to report that her telephone failed to ring when her friends called - and that on the few occasions when it did ring, her pet dog always moaned right before the phone rang. The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this psychic dog or senile elderly lady.
He climbed a nearby telephone pole, hooked in his test set, and dialed the subscriber's house. The phone didn't ring right away, but then the dog moaned loudly and the telephone began to ring. Climbing down from the pole, the telephone repairman found:
1. The dog was tied to the telephone system's ground wire via a steel chain and collar.
2. The wire connection to the ground rod was loose.
3. The dog was receiving 90 volts of signaling current when the phone number was called.
4. After a couple of such jolts, the dog would start moaning and then urinate on himself and the ground.
5. The wet ground would complete the circuit, thus causing the phone to ring.
Which demonstrates that some problems CAN be fixed by pissing and moaning.
He climbed a nearby telephone pole, hooked in his test set, and dialed the subscriber's house. The phone didn't ring right away, but then the dog moaned loudly and the telephone began to ring. Climbing down from the pole, the telephone repairman found:
1. The dog was tied to the telephone system's ground wire via a steel chain and collar.
2. The wire connection to the ground rod was loose.
3. The dog was receiving 90 volts of signaling current when the phone number was called.
4. After a couple of such jolts, the dog would start moaning and then urinate on himself and the ground.
5. The wet ground would complete the circuit, thus causing the phone to ring.
Which demonstrates that some problems CAN be fixed by pissing and moaning.
Saturday, October 1, 2011
American Accent!!!
A Desi came to USA, settled with green card, got married from India, initiated the American life, bought a house and invited friends for the house warming party.
He was greeting all the incoming guests, introducing his wife, "LICK HER IN D FRONT & POKE HER AT D BACK."
So a friend approached his wife and wanted to know how he should carry our his host friend's wishes.
The wife got angry and said, he means, "LIQUOR IS IN THE FRONT & POKER IS AT THE BACK."
He was greeting all the incoming guests, introducing his wife, "LICK HER IN D FRONT & POKE HER AT D BACK."
So a friend approached his wife and wanted to know how he should carry our his host friend's wishes.
The wife got angry and said, he means, "LIQUOR IS IN THE FRONT & POKER IS AT THE BACK."
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