Saturday, October 1, 2011

American Accent!!!

A Desi came to USA, settled with green card, got married from India, initiated the American life, bought a house and invited friends for the house warming party.

He was greeting all the incoming guests, introducing his wife, "LICK HER IN D FRONT & POKE HER AT D BACK."

So a friend approached his wife and wanted to know how he should carry our his host friend's wishes.

The wife got angry and said, he means, "LIQUOR IS IN THE FRONT & POKER IS AT THE BACK."

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