Economist :)

An Economist explains his reason for having 2 wives.

First- Monopoly should be broken

Second- Competition improves the Services

Same color!!

Wife buys 12 underwear of same color for her hubby.

Hubby: Same Color? People will think I never change underwear

Wife:Which people?

Total Silence....

Guidance!!

Husband is praying before going to bed.

Wife: What are you praying for?

Husband:For guidance..

Wife:Pray for hardness.Leave guidance to me!

Talent Test!!

If you are married to one  of  the twin sisters, How would you recognize your WIFE?

Best Answer: Why the hell should I recognize!!!

Biggest doubt :)

How to create the biggest doubt in your Wife's mind for you?

Just send her an SMS/ message saying.. "I Luv u too" (GAME OVER!) "

Inteligent JOKE :)

DOCTOR: How is your headache...?

MAN: She is fine...!!! 

If you understood it then you are married :)

Innocence!!

Define "Innocence..." . . . . its that Expression on a man's face when returning home from Bangkok.

Successful relationship :)

The key to any successful relationship is to know the difference between what's wrong and the woman's opinion !

Trouble!!

Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is. "

Luckiest women in India :)

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Stamps!!

Postal department has issued Sunny Leone stamps.

Men are confused which side to lick and which side to stick.. 

Happy!!

There are 70 ways to keep a man happy.

One is Alcohol..!

The rest is 69...! "

September!!

If you're born in September, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a 'Bang.' "

History -OL :)

Welcome to 21st Century, where deleting history is more important than making it. 

Height Of Suspicion!!

What Is Height Of Suspicion? 

2 men coming out of Toilet, 1 is Zipping Up his pants and the other Licking his lips

Anger -OL :)

If you're no more afraid of your wife's anger, your marriage is as good as over... "

Happy Independence Day

To all those unmarried and married... :)

Muthoot Finance!!

Santa was surprised to know that,  " Muthoot Finance"   is not a sperm banking company

Name!!

This guy has a surname 'Lele'. 

Thanks to his father for not naming him 'Muhme'.

Typo!!

On a chat between a man and woman

She: What's your hobby? 

He: Books

She marries him, not realizing it was a typo.