This blog was inspired from the above quotes by 'Hasya Brahma' Jandhyala and request the visitors to "Spread the Smile" as everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.
Wednesday, June 29, 2011
Saturday, June 25, 2011
Tuesday, June 14, 2011
One more....!!!
A business man packing for a trip glances in his briefcase.
"Honey?"
"Yes, darling?"
"Honey," he says, in mild exasperation, "why do you persist in putting a condy in my briefcase every time I go on a trip? You know I only have eyes for you. I'd never be unfaithful."
"Oh, I know, darling, and I trust you," she replies sweetly, "It's just that, well you know, with all those terrible diseases out there, it would make me feel better to know that if anything did happen, you'd be protected. So please, darling, take it with you, won't you? For my sake?"
"Oh, alright, if you put it that way," he relented, "I'll do it for you. But for Pete's sake, give me more than one!"
"Honey?"
"Yes, darling?"
"Honey," he says, in mild exasperation, "why do you persist in putting a condy in my briefcase every time I go on a trip? You know I only have eyes for you. I'd never be unfaithful."
"Oh, I know, darling, and I trust you," she replies sweetly, "It's just that, well you know, with all those terrible diseases out there, it would make me feel better to know that if anything did happen, you'd be protected. So please, darling, take it with you, won't you? For my sake?"
"Oh, alright, if you put it that way," he relented, "I'll do it for you. But for Pete's sake, give me more than one!"
Sunday, June 12, 2011
Saturday, June 11, 2011
Wednesday, June 8, 2011
Divorce!!!
A lady goes to the court for divorce.
Judge- If I remember, is it not this your 4th divorce?
Lady- Yes, my Lord, it is.
Judge- I cannot pass a decree unless you tell me reasons for all these 4 cases.
Lady- First one was very good Golf player. When he hit the ball, he did not know where the ball was & where he was. On occasions, even if he potted the ball, it was in the wrong hole.
2nd one was a good Long jumper but he always found himself short by 2 inches to touch the end point for qualifying.
3rd one was a good Cricket player. He batted day in & day out but never got out. I had to divorce him.
4th one is a very good Hockey player.
Judge- That is an excellent game.
Lady- I too agree Hockey is an excellent game & he has an equally good control over the ball.
Judge- So what is the reason for seeking divorce?
Lady- This hockey player dribbles too much outside the goal post !!!!!
Judge- If I remember, is it not this your 4th divorce?
Lady- Yes, my Lord, it is.
Judge- I cannot pass a decree unless you tell me reasons for all these 4 cases.
Lady- First one was very good Golf player. When he hit the ball, he did not know where the ball was & where he was. On occasions, even if he potted the ball, it was in the wrong hole.
2nd one was a good Long jumper but he always found himself short by 2 inches to touch the end point for qualifying.
3rd one was a good Cricket player. He batted day in & day out but never got out. I had to divorce him.
4th one is a very good Hockey player.
Judge- That is an excellent game.
Lady- I too agree Hockey is an excellent game & he has an equally good control over the ball.
Judge- So what is the reason for seeking divorce?
Lady- This hockey player dribbles too much outside the goal post !!!!!
Tuesday, June 7, 2011
Criticized!!!
A four year old came home from Sunday School one day, His Dad asked him what he'd learned that day.
The boy was quiet for a moment and then said, "Dad, have any of the men in our family had their penises criticized?"
The Mom cracked up and told the son, "Yes, my dear Actually the word is circumcised... but either way, the answer is Yes!
The boy was quiet for a moment and then said, "Dad, have any of the men in our family had their penises criticized?"
The Mom cracked up and told the son, "Yes, my dear Actually the word is circumcised... but either way, the answer is Yes!
Monday, June 6, 2011
Sunday, June 5, 2011
Connection & Handset!!!
Nasbandi Ki Team Ko Dubara Apne Village Mein Aayi Dekh Kar Ek Budha Hairani Se Bola:
"In Logo Ne Connection To Pahle Hi Kat Diya Tha. Ab Kya Handset Bhi Le Ke Jayenge?"
Breakfast !!
When the wife orders the cook: "Sahab Ke Ande Ubaal Dena" & The Cook Asks: "Memsaab Aapka Doodh Abhi Garam Karu Ya Thoda Thahar Ke?"
Friday, June 3, 2011
Bronze statue :)
An Indian tourist walks into a curio shop in San Francisco. Looking around at the exotic, he notices a very lifelike,Life-sized bronze statue of a rat. It has no price tag,But is so striking he decides he must have it.
He takes it to the owner: "How much for the bronze rat?"
"Twelve dollars for the rat, one hundred dollars for the Story,"says the owner.
The tourist gives the man twelve dollars."I'll just take the rat,you can keep the story."
As he walks down the street carrying his bronze rat,He notices that a few real rats crawl out of the alleys and sewers and begin following him down the street.This is disconcerting; he begins walking faster.But within a couple blocks, the herd of rats behind him grows to hundreds, and they begin squealing.
He begins to trot toward the Bay, looking around to see that the rats now numbered in the MILLIONS, and are still squealing and coming toward him faster and faster.
Concerned, even scared, he runs to the edge of the Bay and throws the bronze rat as far out into the Bay as he can. Amazingly, the millions of rats all jump into the Bay after it, and are all drowned.
The man walks back to the curio shop.
"Ah ha," says the owner, "You have come back for the Story?"
"No," says the man, "I came back to see if you have a statue of an Indian politician in bronze!!
He takes it to the owner: "How much for the bronze rat?"
"Twelve dollars for the rat, one hundred dollars for the Story,"says the owner.
The tourist gives the man twelve dollars."I'll just take the rat,you can keep the story."
As he walks down the street carrying his bronze rat,He notices that a few real rats crawl out of the alleys and sewers and begin following him down the street.This is disconcerting; he begins walking faster.But within a couple blocks, the herd of rats behind him grows to hundreds, and they begin squealing.
He begins to trot toward the Bay, looking around to see that the rats now numbered in the MILLIONS, and are still squealing and coming toward him faster and faster.
Concerned, even scared, he runs to the edge of the Bay and throws the bronze rat as far out into the Bay as he can. Amazingly, the millions of rats all jump into the Bay after it, and are all drowned.
The man walks back to the curio shop.
"Ah ha," says the owner, "You have come back for the Story?"
"No," says the man, "I came back to see if you have a statue of an Indian politician in bronze!!
Thursday, June 2, 2011
Surnames!!!!
A woman had 8 children, all of them boys. So, one day a magazine sent a journalist to her house for an interview.
He asked her about the boys and what their names were; she said, "Johnnie".
"Right", he said, "what about that blond one over there?"
"Johnnie", she said.
"Oh, and the tall one with the freckles?"
"Johnnie", she said.
"Well, and the little chubby one with the baseball cap?"
"Johnnie", she said.
"Are all your boys called Johnnie?" he asked, "Isn't that terribly complicated?"
"Not at all", she said, "it makes everything very easy, actually. When I shout: Johnnie, tea is ready!, they all come. When I say: Johnnie, it`s time for bed!, they all go to bed."
"I see. But what if you want only one of them?"
"No problem." she answers. Then I call them by their surnames."
He asked her about the boys and what their names were; she said, "Johnnie".
"Right", he said, "what about that blond one over there?"
"Johnnie", she said.
"Oh, and the tall one with the freckles?"
"Johnnie", she said.
"Well, and the little chubby one with the baseball cap?"
"Johnnie", she said.
"Are all your boys called Johnnie?" he asked, "Isn't that terribly complicated?"
"Not at all", she said, "it makes everything very easy, actually. When I shout: Johnnie, tea is ready!, they all come. When I say: Johnnie, it`s time for bed!, they all go to bed."
"I see. But what if you want only one of them?"
"No problem." she answers. Then I call them by their surnames."
Wednesday, June 1, 2011
Frigid -OL !!!
Q. How can you tell if your girlfriend's frigid? A. When you open her legs the lights go on
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