Hari Om :)

The new protocol issued for women after Asaram incident.

The moment you hear Hari Om.....kindly hurry home.

Politicians :)

A bus filled with politicians was driving through the countryside one day, on the campaign trail. The bus driver, caught up in the beautiful scenery,loses control and crashes into the ditch. A farmer living nearby hears the horrible crash and rushes out to discover the wreckage. Finding the politicians, he buries them.

The next day, the police come to the farm to question the man. "So you buried all the politicians?" asked the police officer. "Were they all dead?"

The farmer answered, "Some said they weren't, but you know how politicians lie."

Chess :)

Chess says everything about men & women

King has to take things 1 step at a time, while the Queen can do whatever the hell she wants

Differences :)

Judge to Husband-Why are you divorcing your wife??

Husband-We have differences; She thinks she is a Goddess, I don't!!: "

Successful :)

Behind every Successful Man there is a Woman......;;) 

Because Women don't run behind Unsuccessful Man..!!!!

Second best thing!!

Drawing is the second best thing that requires your hands and imaginative power to work simultaneously....!! 

I think you know the first best thing!!!!! ;)

Choice :)

Men have only 2 choice:

1) Let women win the argument, then apologize.

2) Win the argument,watch women cry, then apologize.!

Expensive!!

Just found out,Mocha,Starbucks or Barista aren't really that expensive when you consider what Victoria's Secret charges for 2 Cups

Notice!!

The first thing men notice about woman is her eyes.Then, when her eyes aren't

looking, they notice other things 

Divorce-OL !!

Here is the definition of divorce....... She gets the ring and the man gets the finger !