A teacher asks her class "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you
shoot one of them, how many will be left?"
She calls on Little Ralphy. "None," he replies, "they will all fly away
with the first gunshot!"
The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."
Then Little Ralphy says "I have a question for you."
"There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is
delicately licking the sides of the tripe scoop of ice cream. The second
is gobling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the
top of the Ice cream. Which one is married?"
The teacher, blushing a great deal replied, "Well, I suppose the one that's
gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."
To which Little Ralphy replies "The correct answer is 'the one with the
wedding ring on', but I like your thinking."
This blog was inspired from the above quotes by 'Hasya Brahma' Jandhyala and request the visitors to "Spread the Smile" as everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.
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