Thursday, March 26, 2009

Little Johnny...!!!

Little Johnny notices a friend has a new watch and is jealous. He
asks his mate how he got it.

"Easy," he says, " I waited till me sister and her feller were 'at it'
and then walked in. They bought me this watch to keep me quiet".

Little Johnny hasn't got a sister, but he waits till his brother has
his girlfriend round. When he thinks they are 'at it' he walks in.

"What do you want yer little sod!" asks his brother.

"I wanta watch" says Little Johnny.

"Well watch then," says his brother, "but just keep quiet."

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