'Pick me up.'

This bloke is 70 years old and loves to fish. He was sitting on the river bank the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' He looked around and couldn't see any one. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' 

He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. 

The man said, 'Are you talking to me?' 

The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up then, kiss me & I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. I'll make sure that all your friends are envious & jealous because I will be your bride!' 

The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully, & placed it in his front pocket. 

Then the frog said, 'What, are you barking mad? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.' 

He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, 'Nope!at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'