The waitress was waiting about as patiently as could be expected while the guy was slowly going over the breakfast menu.
Being a smart ass, he said to the other guys in the booth, and loud enough for her to overhear, "I usually never return to a restaurant unless one of the sausages I'm served with my eggs is a match in size for my own."
The waitress gave him a disgusted look and commented, "In that case, maybe you should be looking at the children's menu.
Being a smart ass, he said to the other guys in the booth, and loud enough for her to overhear, "I usually never return to a restaurant unless one of the sausages I'm served with my eggs is a match in size for my own."
The waitress gave him a disgusted look and commented, "In that case, maybe you should be looking at the children's menu.
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