A guy finally decides to get a prostitute for the first time. After she strips he notices something;
Guy: "How come you're ginger up there but black down there?"
Prostitute: "Have you ever hit your thumb with a hammer? What colour does it turn?"
Guy: "Black, why?"
Prostitute: "Well you should see the hammering this thing gets..
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"Absorb what is useful, reject what is useless and add specifically what is your own"
Guy: "How come you're ginger up there but black down there?"
Prostitute: "Have you ever hit your thumb with a hammer? What colour does it turn?"
Guy: "Black, why?"
Prostitute: "Well you should see the hammering this thing gets..
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"Absorb what is useful, reject what is useless and add specifically what is your own"
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