Thursday, June 24, 2010

Advice!!!!

Mother, I have a dilemma, and am torn between two decisions.

Okay, what is your problem my dear?

Well I love Michael, he's handsome, exciting, but poor. Andy is my other suitor, he is homely, dull, but filthy rich.

My dear, the answer is clear!

And what is that?

Marry Andy and hire a pool boy.


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A good way to change someones attitude is to change our own, because the same sun that melts butter, also hardens clay!

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