A fellow went to his doctor complaining that his arse was feeling terribly sore. The doctor asked him to drop his drawers and bend over so he could take a look.
"This is amazing!" the doctor said, as he pulled a $20 bill from the fellow's back.
Another $20 bill appeared behind the first one, so the doctor pulled it out, too.
And then another! And another! And many many more.
Finally, the doctor had pulled the last $20 from the guys arse. He looked at the large pile of $20 bills on his desk, and began to count them. (I sure hope that the doctor doesn't lick his thumb when he counts money)
Finally the doc exclaimed, "There was $1,980 stuck in your arse!"
And the fellow replied, "I knew I wasn't feeling two grand!
"This is amazing!" the doctor said, as he pulled a $20 bill from the fellow's back.
Another $20 bill appeared behind the first one, so the doctor pulled it out, too.
And then another! And another! And many many more.
Finally, the doctor had pulled the last $20 from the guys arse. He looked at the large pile of $20 bills on his desk, and began to count them. (I sure hope that the doctor doesn't lick his thumb when he counts money)
Finally the doc exclaimed, "There was $1,980 stuck in your arse!"
And the fellow replied, "I knew I wasn't feeling two grand!
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