Two men are off to the showers late one night.
They undress and step into the showers before they realize there is no soap.
one says he has soap in his room and goes to get it, not bothering to dress. He grabs two bars of soap, one in each hand, while he is halfway down the hall when he sees three women heading his way....
Having no place to hide, he stands against the wall and freezes like he's a statue.
The women stop and comment on how life-like he looks. The first one suddenly reaches out and pulls on his manhood. Startled, he drops a bar of soap. "Oh look" says the first woman"it's a soap dispenser".
To test her theory the second one also pulls on his manhood. Sure enough, he drops the second bar of soap.
Now the third one decides to have a go. She pulls once, then twice and three times but nothing happens. So she gives several more tugs, then yells....
"Holy crap. HAND LOTION TOO"
They undress and step into the showers before they realize there is no soap.
one says he has soap in his room and goes to get it, not bothering to dress. He grabs two bars of soap, one in each hand, while he is halfway down the hall when he sees three women heading his way....
Having no place to hide, he stands against the wall and freezes like he's a statue.
The women stop and comment on how life-like he looks. The first one suddenly reaches out and pulls on his manhood. Startled, he drops a bar of soap. "Oh look" says the first woman"it's a soap dispenser".
To test her theory the second one also pulls on his manhood. Sure enough, he drops the second bar of soap.
Now the third one decides to have a go. She pulls once, then twice and three times but nothing happens. So she gives several more tugs, then yells....
"Holy crap. HAND LOTION TOO"
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