Sunday, May 27, 2012

Birth Control!!

Some women are gathered and the subject of conversation turns birth control. The first woman says "We're planning for kids, so we don't use it."

The other woman says "We use the bucket and saucer method."

"What the heck is the bucket and saucer method?", the others ask.

"Well, I'm five foot eleven... and my husband is five foot two. We make love standing up with him standing on a bucket, and when his eyes get big as saucers I kick the bucket out from under him."

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