Little Johnny is in the swimming pool when he is cornered by the lifeguard.
"You're not supposed to pee in the pool," said the lifeguard. "I will have to report you."
"But everyone pees in the pool," protested Little Johnny.
"Maybe," said the lifeguard, "but not from the diving board!"
"You're not supposed to pee in the pool," said the lifeguard. "I will have to report you."
"But everyone pees in the pool," protested Little Johnny.
"Maybe," said the lifeguard, "but not from the diving board!"
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