A middle-aged American man is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her 40th birthday.
He says, "So what would you like, darling? A Jaguar? A mink coat? A diamond necklace?"
He says, "So what would you like, darling? A Jaguar? A mink coat? A diamond necklace?"
She says, "Bill, I want a divorce."
He says, "I wasn't planning on spending that much."
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