At dinner, little Johnny was forced to lead the family into prayer.
Johnny: Dad I don't know to pray.
Dad: Just pray for ur family members, friends, neighbors, the poor etc.
Johnny: Dear Lord, thank you for our visitors and their children, who finished all my cookies and ice cream. Bless them so that they won't come again. Forgive our neighbor's son who removed my sister's clothes and wrestled with her on bed.
This coming Christmas, please send clothes to all the poor naked aunties on my Dads blackberry and...
Provide shelter for all the homeless uncles who use Mom's room when Dad is at office. AMEN." No one had dinner that night.
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