And then there was this elderly couple who died. The couple was given a tour of the heaven, courtesy Saint Peter Himself.
There were all kinds of luxuries there in heaven - Grand villas, pools, gardens with exquisite flowers with exquisite smells and what not. The husband and wife were quite impressed.
Finally Saint Peter said: "It is time I leave you two. By the way, there are bars and food courts everywhere. You can help yourselves without any hesitation, everything on the house." And he left.
The man said: "You and your diet, Maria. We could have been here eons ago if you had not insisted on those fat-free diets and regular exercises".
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