A guy went on a night out with his friends. His wife is furious and tells the kids that when he comes back they must not open the door for him.
At about midnight, he comes back and knocks.
His wife tells him, "Go back and sleep where you are coming from."
And guy answered, "I'm not here to sleep, I'm here to collect condys in my room on top of the table or give it to me through the window, there are lots of women at the party!"
His wife opened the door and said, "Idiot, you're not going anywhere. Get into the house!"
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