A Big
Texan Cowboy, Stopped at a Local Restaurant in Spain.
He noticed a Sizzling, Scrumptious looking Platter being Served at the next Table.It looked Good & Smelt Wonderful.
He asked the Waiter,'What's that you served? They look like Spanish Oysters!'
Waiter: 'Senor, You have EXCELLENT Taste!
Those are not Oysters... They are called Cojones de Toro, Bull's Testicles, from the Bull Fight this Morning.
A Rare Delicacy!'
Cowboy : 'What the Heck, I'll Try it.'
Waiter : 'I'm so Sorry Senor. There's only one Serving per day
because
there's only one Bull Fight each morning.Tomorrow, if
you
come Early and place your order, we will be sure to save you
this Delicacy.'Next Morning, the Cowboy Placed his Order.
That Evening, He was Served, the one and only Special Delicacy of the day.
After a few Bites, Inspecting his Platter,he called the Waiter & said, 'These are delicious, but they are much, much Smaller than the Ones I saw you serve Yesterday.'The Waiter shrugged his Shoulders & replied, 'Si, Senor. Sometimes the Bull Wins & the man loses !'
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