Wednesday, March 19, 2014

Sarcasm!!

Dorris and her nine-year-old son, John were seated in a cab in London.

It was a rainy evening and all the ladies of the night were standing in a dark alley.

John asked his mother, "What are all those women doing?"

Dorris replied, "They are waiting for their husbands to get off work and pick them up" 

The cab driver turned around and said, "C'mon ma'am, he is old enough to learn about the ways of the world. Why don't you tell him the truth?" Then he went on to say, "They are h**kers, boy! They sleep with men for money."

Little John's eyes went wide and he asked, "Is that true, Mother?"

Dorris, glaring hard at the cab driver, answers in the affirmative.

After a few minutes, John asked, "Mother, what happens to the babies those women have?"

"Many of them become taxi drivers" Dorris replied quickly

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