Jack was walking on a footpath when he stepped off it and into the road, without looking left or right. He was immediately knocked flat by a cyclist.
The burly cyclist said to Jack, "You are one hell of a lucky guy."
Jack, who hadn't yet picked himself up, yelled, "What do you mean? You crashed into me and it really hurt!"
The cyclist said, "I normally drive a truck."
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