Wednesday, February 18, 2015

I am a Man!!!

Me: Say 'I am a man' after everything I say.
Friend: Alright.

Me: You broke up with your girlfriend.
Friend: I am a man.

Me: You decided to get drunk.
Friend: I am a man.

Me: You went to the bar.
Friend: I am a man.

Me: You found a hot chick there.
Friend: I am a man.

Me: You invited her to your house and she said yes.
Friend: I am a man.

Me: You both came into your room and had great time.
Friend: I am a man.

Me: Next morning you wake up.
Friend: I am a man.

Me: And she says...
Friend: I am a man.

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