Wednesday, March 25, 2015

Regular Coffee Please

A man walked into a restaurant and seated himself.

Soon, the waitress came over to take his order, "...and to drink?" she asked.

The man said he would like coffee. The waitress promptly returned with a cup of coffee, but spilled it on the man's lap when she stopped at the table.

"Oh my God; I am so sorry!!!"

"That's OK," the man said, sopping up the puddle on his pants with his a napkin. "But tell me, was this regular or decaf?"

"Regular," she replied.

"Oh great, now this thing is going to be up all night..."

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