Thrown Out!!

A man enters a confession box and says "Bless me father for I have sinned."

"Tell me what's on your mind my son," the priest replies.

"Father," the man says, "I'm worried that I may be thrown out of the church."

"Whatever for," says the priest.

"I made love with my wife from behind as she was leaning into the fridge."

"Oh my!" says the priest a little stunned. "But she is your wife isn't she? And you were making love weren't you?"

"She is my wife," the man answered, "and indeed we were making love. I've never loved another woman in my life."

"Well, then my son," the priest says happily, "in the eyes of the Lord you've done nothing wrong."

"But father," the man gasped, "does this mean that I won't be thrown out of the Church."

"Of course not my son," the priest replies, "why would you be thrown out of the church?"

"Well Father." the man replied, "we got thrown out of the frozen-food section of the supermarket."