Alarm!!

Anna is working in the kitchen when Paddy enters with his first erection in years.

"Anna...Anna... get into bed," he says.

She takes off her apron, puts all the ingredients and utensils away, washes her hands, takes off her undies gets on the bed, feet in the air, legs apart... but all too late. Paddy has withered away.

"You know Anna... we can't have this happen again," says Paddy. "Next time I get one of these boners, I'll ring the firebell so you start getting ready when youse hears it. When I git to the house with it, we'll be right to go."

Months go by. Anna's in the kitchen, when suddenly she hears the fire bell. She goes through all the preparations real quick! Paddy comes pounding into the house in his big boots, through the kitchen, into the bedroom where Anna lies waiting for him, legs wide apart, feet in the air.

He looks at her and says, "Get up, yer silly old cow... the bloody barn's on fire!"