Gloves!!!

During the wedding reception in the family's southern mansion, the
bride's Granddaddy slipped her ten $100 bills and told her that it was
for her and to keep it for 'mad money', so she
stuffed them in her gloves.

By family tradition, the couple spent their first night together in
their historic plantation house. Later that night, after all the
guests had left, the bride's Grandmother saw her sneaking
down the stairs and asked where she was going.

"I left my gloves in the library, Grand-MaMa, and it's important that
I have them."

"Oh, you youngsters!" the Grandmother sighed. "You march yourself
right back upstairs and grab hold of that damm thing with your bare
hands just like I did your Granddaddy's."