Friday, February 27, 2009

Little Johnny!!!

A junior school teacher in Bristol asked her 9 year olds to use the
word 'fascinate' in a sentence.

Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my grandad's farm,
and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.'

The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use the word
'fascinate, not fascinating'.

Sally raised her hand. She said, 'My family went to see The Circus and
I was fascinated.'

The teacher said, 'Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use
the word 'fascinate.'

Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had
been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no
way he could damage the word 'fascinate', so she called on him.

Johnny said, 'My aunt Gina has a blouse with ten buttons, but her tits
are so big she can only fasten eight.'

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