Absent-minded professor - Heavens! someone stole my wallet.
Wife- Did'nt you feel a hand in your pocket?
Professor- I did, but I thought it was mine
Did you hear about the absent-minded doctor who, on his wedding day, when it came to put the ring on the wife's finger, started checking the pulse rate and asked her to stick out her tongue?
Nurse - You've just become the father of a baby boy!
Professor - Don't tell my wife, I want to surprise her.
Did you hear about the absent-minded person who stood in front of the mirror for hours together wondering where he had seen himself before.
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