A white guy was having trouble satisfying his wife, so he went to his black buddy at work for advice.
"Listen," said the inept white guy, "I know you soul brothers always satisfy your women. How do you do it?"
"Oh, dat ain't no problem," said his friend. "What I does is stick it in 'em real slow, and then pull it out from 'em real fast. Keep doin' that and dey come every time."
The white guy went home that night and tried his friend's technique out. He stuck it in real slow, and then pulled it out real fast, just like his buddy said. After a while he
asked his wife, "Honey, do notice anything different about the way I'm doing it?"
"Yeah," she said, "you're screwing just like black guy."
"Listen," said the inept white guy, "I know you soul brothers always satisfy your women. How do you do it?"
"Oh, dat ain't no problem," said his friend. "What I does is stick it in 'em real slow, and then pull it out from 'em real fast. Keep doin' that and dey come every time."
The white guy went home that night and tried his friend's technique out. He stuck it in real slow, and then pulled it out real fast, just like his buddy said. After a while he
asked his wife, "Honey, do notice anything different about the way I'm doing it?"
"Yeah," she said, "you're screwing just like black guy."
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