A big woman, wearing a sleeveless beach-dress, walked into a bar.
She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, "What handsome here will buy a woman a drink?"
The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her repulsive look. But down at the end of the bar, an owly-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed, "Give the ballerina (a female ballet dancer) a drink on me!"
The bartender poured the drink, and the woman chugged it down. She turned to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them, revealing the same hairy armpit, and asked, "What handsome here will buy a lady a drink?"
Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar and said, "Give the ballerina another drink on me!"
The bartender approached the little drunk and said, "Tell me Bob, it's your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her ballerina?"
The drunk replied, _"Any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be a ballerina!"
She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, "What handsome here will buy a woman a drink?"
The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her repulsive look. But down at the end of the bar, an owly-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed, "Give the ballerina (a female ballet dancer) a drink on me!"
The bartender poured the drink, and the woman chugged it down. She turned to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them, revealing the same hairy armpit, and asked, "What handsome here will buy a lady a drink?"
Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar and said, "Give the ballerina another drink on me!"
The bartender approached the little drunk and said, "Tell me Bob, it's your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her ballerina?"
The drunk replied, _"Any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be a ballerina!"
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