An elderly spinster who was a dog lover, agreed to look after and house her neighbor's dog whilst the neighbor went on holiday. The only problem was that her own dog was a bitch that was on heat, and the neighbor's dog was a male.
Nevertheless she had a large house and she was able to keep the two dogs apart.
But one night while she was in bed, she was awakened by an awful howling and moaning sound. She rushed downstairs to find the dogs locked together. The dogs were in obvious pain howling but unable to disengage.
Tried as she might, she could not part them and she was perplexed as what to do next. Though it was late she reluctantly phoned the vet. After a few rings a rather grumpy voice answered the phone.
The spinster explained the problem. The vet said. "I want you to take the phone to the dogs and place it down alongside them. I will then phone your number back and the noise of the telephone ringing should make the male dog lose his erection and be able to withdraw from the bitch."
"Oh" Said the spinster. "Do you think that will work?"
"Well" The vet replied, "IT JUST WORKED ON ME".
Nevertheless she had a large house and she was able to keep the two dogs apart.
But one night while she was in bed, she was awakened by an awful howling and moaning sound. She rushed downstairs to find the dogs locked together. The dogs were in obvious pain howling but unable to disengage.
Tried as she might, she could not part them and she was perplexed as what to do next. Though it was late she reluctantly phoned the vet. After a few rings a rather grumpy voice answered the phone.
The spinster explained the problem. The vet said. "I want you to take the phone to the dogs and place it down alongside them. I will then phone your number back and the noise of the telephone ringing should make the male dog lose his erection and be able to withdraw from the bitch."
"Oh" Said the spinster. "Do you think that will work?"
"Well" The vet replied, "IT JUST WORKED ON ME".
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