Neil was not having a good day fishing at the lake. Despite sitting in the blazing sun all day, he did not manage a single catch. On his way home, he stopped at the fish-market and asked for four rainbow trout.
He told the fishmonger, "Pick four big ones out and throw them at me, will you?"
"Why do you want me to throw them at you?" Asked the fishmonger.
"So that I am able to tell my wife, in all honesty, that I caught them." said Neil.
"Okay, but I suggest that you take the salmon."
"Why's that?"
"Because your wife came in earlier today and said that if you came by, I should tell you to take salmon. That's what she'd like for supper tonight." replied the fishmonger with a grin
He told the fishmonger, "Pick four big ones out and throw them at me, will you?"
"Why do you want me to throw them at you?" Asked the fishmonger.
"So that I am able to tell my wife, in all honesty, that I caught them." said Neil.
"Okay, but I suggest that you take the salmon."
"Why's that?"
"Because your wife came in earlier today and said that if you came by, I should tell you to take salmon. That's what she'd like for supper tonight." replied the fishmonger with a grin
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