Saturday, June 16, 2012

Twins!!

Jeremy walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Give me a Jack Daniels...make it large."

"Celebrating something?" the bartender asks.

Jeremy replies, "I just became the father of twin boys."

"Wow!" exclaimed the bartender, "Your wife must be really excited!"

Jeremy empties the glass and says, "She will be the moment she finds out."

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