Three friends were discussing their wives.
Tom says "You know, my wife is amazing. When she makes love, she's just like an acrobat. She can get into the most incredible positions."
Eric says, "I couldn't have asked for a better wife. She is gifted like a world-class pianist when it comes to sex. She's got the most talented hands you can imagine."
No one spoke for a moment. Then Tom says to the third friend Robert, "Hey Rob, tell us how's your wife in bed?"
Robert took a sip of his vodka and said, "I guess you could say that my wife has the gift of a chess player."
"A chess player?"
"Yeah" says Robert. "Every half an hour, she moves."
Tom says "You know, my wife is amazing. When she makes love, she's just like an acrobat. She can get into the most incredible positions."
Eric says, "I couldn't have asked for a better wife. She is gifted like a world-class pianist when it comes to sex. She's got the most talented hands you can imagine."
No one spoke for a moment. Then Tom says to the third friend Robert, "Hey Rob, tell us how's your wife in bed?"
Robert took a sip of his vodka and said, "I guess you could say that my wife has the gift of a chess player."
"A chess player?"
"Yeah" says Robert. "Every half an hour, she moves."
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