Father: A banker provided by nature.
Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Rumour: News that travels at the speed of sound.
College: A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.
Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous homelife.
Marriage: It is an agreement in which a man loses his bachelors degree and woman gains her master's.
Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.
Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and shakes your confidence after.
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