Sausage Trick!

Duncan & Murphy wanted a drink real bad, but they barely had a euro between them.

Murphy had an idea. He bought a large sausage. They went into a pub and ordered 4 drinks each.

Murphy said, "Don't worry, I have a plan. I'll stick the sausage through my zipper & you go on your knees and put it in your mouth. The bartender will get mad and throw us out."

They did exactly that, and sure enough, the bartender threw them out of the Pub. They then went from pub to pub, had free drinks, and each & every time, they were thrown out. By the time they got to the 10th pub, Duncan said, "I can't do this anymore, I am drunk & my knees are killing me."

Murphy replied, "How do you think I feel... I can't even remember at which pub I lost the Sausage!!!"