A teacher said to her class, "Right, i'm going to hold something under the desk and i want you to guess it.
This one is round and red." Little Johnny's hand shot up, but he was ignored.
"It's a plum miss," said a girl. "no it's an apple, but i like your thinking.
The next one is oval shaped and green."
The teacher ignored Little Johnny again and a boy said,
"It's a kiwi miss." No, it's a guava, but i like your thinking."
Little Johnny said, " I got one miss, its stiff, about an inch long and with a red nib."
"Johnny, that's disgusting!" shouted the teacher.
" no it's a match, but i like your thinking." Said Little Johnny.
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