Wednesday, June 17, 2015

Little Johnny - Positions!!

In the class the teacher says, "All right, class, I want you to go home and come back tomorrow with as many positions as you can think of for making love".

" The next day she says to Little Johnny in the back, "Well, John, how many positions did you come up with?"

Johnny says, "Seventy-three." 

The teacher says, "Oh, my goodness...uh...very good, John, very good..." 

She calls on Becky in the front and says, "All right, Becky, how about you?" 

Becky says, "Gee, teacher, I only came up with one...where the guy just lays on top of the girl." 

Johnny yells, "Seventy-four."

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