An old Italian couple is walking around in the mall. After a while they get separated so the woman goes up to the first sales-woman she sees and asks: Escusa me, have you seen-a my-a Tony. He's got a big-a belly and a-lotsa of curly black hair?
The saleswoman answers that she hasn't seen her husband.
So the Italian woman goes to ask another saleswoman: Escusa me, have you seen-a me Tony. He's got a big-a belly and a-lotsa of curly black hair?
"No, I'm sorry ma'am, I haven't seen your husband."
The Italian woman goes to see one more saleswoman and ask: Escusa me, have you seen-a me Tony. He's got a big-a belly and a-lotsa of curly black hair?
The saleswoman answers: Yes I saw him, he ran out of here lickety split.
To which the Italian woman answers: No, no, no, that's not-a my Tony, he pinch-a the bum, grab-a the boobs, but he no lickety split!
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